Funny jokes about dating sites


Earlier this year, writing for Motherboard, Daniel Stuckey proclaimed Tinder—the geo-location hook up app that matches users together only after both have approved of each other—to be the end of online dating as we know it.

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Billy’s family didn’t have indoor plumbing, so they used an outhouse. BIlly hated the outhouse because it smelled horrible, was frozen in winter, and roasting hot in summer.

The outhouse sat near the edge of a river, and Billy swore to himself that when he got big enough, he would push the nasty thing into the river.

A couple of years later, on a sweltering hot day, Billy passed by the outhouse, was disgusted by the smell, and had enough. He grabbed a log and pushed as hard as he could. The outhouse went over the bank, hit the river, and floated downstream.

Later that day Billy’s dad asked him if he was the one who toppled the outhouse into the river. Billy grew embarrassed and admitted he did it.

His dad said, “Billy, that means no football, and extra chores for two weeks.”

Billy said, “But Dad, when George Washington told his dad he chopped the cherry tree down, he didn’t get punished because he told the truth.”

“I know,” said Billy’s dad. “But George Washington’s dad was not sitting in the cherry tree.”


Funny jokes about dating sites

Funny jokes about dating sites



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