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It feels like it was yesterday that Luann wore “ not one, not two, but three appropriate pieces ” at her Palm Beach wedding that—of the current Real Housewives—only Dorinda was invited to. It feels like just weeks ago ( it was ) that Luann allegedly slapped Tom in a fancy Manhattan restaurant and then claimed it was a “face hold” or a “love pat.” Luann’s castmates, in particular Ramona, have spent a lot of time reminding Luann that she married a guy who (allegedly) keeps publicly cheating on her, but Luann—bless her—really went balls to the wall on this relationship, waving her ring around and glowing determinedly and demanding a nicer room in Bethenny’s rented ski chalet because she was a newlywed. Page Six reported a few weeks ago that Luann only went ahead with the wedding to save face—and cash—but still, I’d hoped they’d cling on a little longer.

Once the 1900’s rolled around, the personal ad began to go mainstream. Not only did factory workers, railroad workers, and whores peruse them, many servicemen did as well. This ushered in more women to the ads. During World War 1, servicemen began placing personal ads for ‘pen pals’ and ‘friends’ when they were overseas and had eventually tired of shoring cheap Asian hookers.

The plot, set in what appears to be Los Angeles, involves Modesty and Willie preventing the kidnap of a young girl who turns out to be a computer genius and has been working for Tarrant's ... See full summary  »


Funny tagline for dating profile

Funny tagline for dating profile



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