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Male Voice: (whispers) Exclusive.
(music)
Lindsay Lohan: Hi. My name is
Lindsay and I'm
Lindsay Lohan: searching for love.
Lindsay Lohan: I'm recently single,
I think, and I'm
Lindsay Lohan: looking for someone
who I can spend
Lindsay Lohan: the rest of my life
with, or, at least
Lindsay Lohan: the rest of my probation
with [laughs].
Lindsay Lohan: A little bit about me.
I'm an actress,
Lindsay Lohan: a singer, an entrepreneur,
and I single-
Lindsay Lohan: handedly kept 90%
percent of all
Lindsay Lohan: gossip websites
in business.
Lindsay Lohan: I would define my
personality as, uh,
Lindsay Lohan: creative. I'm a bit
of night owl.
Lindsay Lohan: I'm a workaholic,
a shopaholic, and
Lindsay Lohan: according to
the state of
Lindsay Lohan: California, an alcoholic,
as well as a
Lindsay Lohan: threat to all security
guards if they
Lindsay Lohan: work at hotels.
And to put all those
Lindsay Lohan: rumors to rest,
I am not broke.
Lindsay Lohan: I actually have
over four hundred
Lindsay Lohan: dollars in the bank,
and twenty
Lindsay Lohan: thousand Marlboro Milds,
which I'm
Lindsay Lohan: very proud of.
Lindsay Lohan: I'm looking for a
compatible mate who
Lindsay Lohan: likes a night out on
the town,
Lindsay Lohan: as long as he or she is
driving, of course,
Lindsay Lohan: likes ankle monitoring
Lindsay Lohan: bracelets, and doesn't
have family
Lindsay Lohan: members quick to issue
restraining orders.
Lindsay Lohan: The perfect mate
loves long
Lindsay Lohan: walks on the beach,
car chases on the
Lindsay Lohan: PCH, antiquing, and
uh passing out in
Lindsay Lohan: Cadillac Escalades.
So, if you think
Lindsay Lohan: you can handle a
redhead with a little
Lindsay Lohan: bit of sass,
Lindsay Lohan: and by that I mean
a redhead that's crazy,
Lindsay Lohan: I mean, don't pretend
like you
Lindsay Lohan: don't know me. We've all
read about it.
Lindsay Lohan: We'll crash a few
parties, a car
Lindsay Lohan: or two, but at the
end of the day,
Lindsay Lohan: I promise you I never
lose my Google
Lindsay Lohan: hits, just my underwear.
You can reach
Lindsay Lohan: me at 612679, or
Lindsay Lohan: you can find me on
the cover of
Lindsay Lohan: Us Weekly, because
I'm so alone.
♪ ♪

Thoughtful lessons through hilarious mishaps. Participants gave much lower ratings to potential dates and also perceived less similarity with them when they were shown greater, rather than fewer, numbers of traits.

Before you make things too complicated, the first and easiest way to access someone’s private Facebook profile is to simply send them a message and hope they reply.


Hilarious dating profile pics

Hilarious dating profile pics



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