Nonexistent dating life

This is not the first time Lawrence has joked about the cobwebs that are allegedly taking up space in her  vagina . She let a Vogue writer into her bedroom last November, only to reveal that she hadn't gotten laid in so long that she was on the precipice of a full  revirginization .

I had a fun time with my scammer. We were both on a dating site and he quicky asked me to jump over to Yahoo and use regular email so I set up a bogus account on Yahoo and also gmail, and Installed the chat.

His profile was pretty good. Widowed, one child , age 15 however, once we got to regular email his emails were very choppy. Broken English. He said he was self Employed oil rig engineer in Houston, Tx with 8 men working with him.

He right away fell madly in love with me and told me how great a kisser he was. He asked for my snail address to send me a card but what I got was a dozen long stem Roses, a teddy bear and a box of Candy.

Every morning there was a heart poem.

Every Day I did an ip search and boy this guy traveled!

Nigeria, Spain, London, Dublin Ireland.

I was getting bored with him so I told him I was very poor and I had nothing to offer him. That didn't work so then when he told me after Christmas he would come and visit me but he wasn't in the state and that was the bye bye. I showed him a copy of his ip trace..he said I would die - be killed.

The picture he posted was awsome. He never asked for money, I thought I was always a step ahead of him.

I’m always looking for new ways to write about being single. I’m always flipping the topic on its head because it’s clearly something I’m passionate about. Or, maybe┬áthis is┬ájust my life and it’s difficult not to infuse my life into these posts. When I came up with this topic, I didn’t know if there was much of a topic. In fact, I typed a few words, left my computer, returned, and still tried to figure out what the hell I was trying to say. Because, I don’t know the line between comedy and tragedy when it comes to me, my singleness, and my countless projects.

Nonexistent dating life

Nonexistent dating life