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"When we were done he said, 'Wow, I feel like we should commemorate this somehow! Can I cut you? ' I put on my clothes real fast after that."

Alarmed and embarrassed – and living in a house with four women, which added to my anxiety as I was terrified I was going to spread this from sitting on the toilet or on a dining room chair – I did the only sensible thing I could think of… I, first, leaped into the shower.

You two bonded over something during day one of orientation. Maybe his band t-shirt revealed you two were at the same concert two summers ago. Or maybe you two spent the whole honor code lecture making fun of your orientation leader. He might not have been that cute, but you two already have so many inside jokes and you haven’t yet figured out that the best way to cement a new friendship isn’t always to take your pants off.


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